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Jerry the Moppin’ Woppin’ Janitor

Jerry the Moppin’ Woppin’ Janitor

“ Jerry was the quiet kind of guy or janitor you could say. He was always in a rush but, did a good job cleaning at the school. He always tried to avoid the students as much as he could it seemed like. He tried to make small talk with the teachers. But he always was kind of bobbing around? I don’t… is that what the kids are saying these days? Anyways. Jerry was a nice guy. But, when we found at what he did, that changed the entire way we thought of him,” said the other janitor Richard.

“The first day of school rolled around. So, that means that we had a big cleaning before school. The janitor came to school all alone and cleaned the entire school. Then it was maybe four hours after he got there and I got a text from security. It said there was suspicious activity. It was from Jerry. He was singing and dancing through the halls. It was no pretty sight. But we didn’t say anything to embarrass him. Then it was the first day of school. All of the kids were super friendly, but he stilled only waved. It seemed like he was always just going into Theater class. Just sat in the back and danced in his seat. Just a little odd, “ said Principle Bob.

“ Hi, Jerry. I'm the Janitor. I’m relatively short with round white Harry Potter glasses and white messy hair. People think I’m weird because I mumble to myself and dance around. Well, you can't tell anyone but, I’m a disco quee- I mean King. I’m a disco king. How you could I be a disco king may you ask. Well because when I was a little itti-bitti tot, my parents brought me to the disco. I danced like my life depended on it. I had the best time ever my parents just left me because I was dancing with everyone. Know the disco hall is my home. I sleep in the bathroom so no one will see me. One day I saw one of the kids from the school there. It was very scary because I did not wanna blow my cover. But, I just told her that I was from Canada. I know. Canada, why Canada? You know what I don’t know either. But hey someone's coming don’t tell anyone,” said Jerry still talking to the mop.

“ I know Jerry’s secret. How? Because I’m his brother, Harry. I’ll tell you why Jerry doesn’t want anyone to know. It’s because when he was a kid he always was called the Moppin’ Woppin’ Janitor. Because he was dancing like he always does and he got so nervous he sweated all over the ground so he had to mop it up. So he was tormented as a kid because of that. He never danced in public again. And he never will,” said Harry, Jerry's brother.

Part 2 coming to your Disco Hall soon………….

By Macey

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